Just for fun, and Italian jokes

Pato thinks this is

"What might have been"

Rigali & Sons Construction Company

"We may not be perfect, but we are unforgettable"

Most important man in the world

The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile.

Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds onto HWY 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Police in his mirror.

He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.

The trooper, being Italian, seeing who it was, and says, "Just a moment please, I need to call in." The trooper calls in and asks for the chief.

He tells the chief that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how he should handle it.

"It's not Ted Kennedy again is it?" replies the chief.

"No Sir!" replied the trooper, "This guy's more important."

"Is it the Governor?" replied the chief.

"No! Even more important!" replies the trooper.

"Is it the PRESIDENT??? replied the chief.

"No! Even more important!" replies the trooper.

"Well WHO is it?" screams the chief.

"I don't know Sir!" replies the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur!"

The Italian, Mexican and Moron

There were three iron workers, an Italian, a Mexican and a Moron, working on the top of a high-rise when the lunch whistle blew.

The Italian worker opened his lunch box and yelled, lasagna, if I get lasagna just one more time I'm going to jump off this building.

The Mexican worker opened his lunch box and yelled, tacos, if I get tacos just one more time I'm going to jump off this building too.

The Moron opened his lunch box and yelled, peanut butter and jelly, if I get peanut butter and jelly just one more time I'm going to jump off this building also.

The next day at lunch, the Italian worker opened his lunch box and again he found lasagna. He stood up and ran screaming off the edge of the building just as he had said.

The Mexican worker opened his lunch box and again he found tacos. He stood up and ran screaming off the edge of the building just as he had said too.

The Moron opened his lunch box and again found peanut butter and jelly. He stood up and just as the Italian and Mexican had done, he ran screaming off the end of the building.

A few days later at the funeral, the wives of the three workers got together to console one another. The wife of the Italian worker said, if only I had known he was so tired of lasagna, I would have packed

him something different.

The wife of the Mexican worker said, I thought my husband liked tacos, if I had known, I would have given him something different also.

The moron's wife looking quite puzzled said, I don't understand his at all, my husband packs his own lunch!

On the Construction site

An Italian, and Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction

site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian

guy, "You're in charge of sweeping," to the Irishman, "You're in charge

of shoveling," and to the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies."

"Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a

dent in that pile of sand."

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the

pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep